Funky Monks letra

Welcome to our monastery
Please have a chair
Good to see you monks
So deep in prayer
Once the praying's finished
Your chores must be done
The main rule of a good monk's life is no fun

We have to pray eight times a day
Seven days a week
And copy all these manuscripts
In writing so antique
I'll finish off this letter 'A'
Once I've ploughed our field
Milked the cows, mucked the sows, vegetables peeled

I'll be doing that and praying too
Very well gents, I'll bid you adieu
Advenium regnum tuum

(Okay brothers, I think he's gone)

Now the bishop's not around
Throw off these religious gowns
Hunky, chunky, funky monks
Get down!
It's not all hymns and prayin'
It's not all work and no playin'
So let's start misbehavin'
And get with the funk

We love to have a party
Eat food that is hearty
Let's get the boozin' started
Drunk like a monk!
Play that monky music, funk boy

Just wanted to check
That during my absence
You're honouring your
Mealtime vow of silence

Althought we didn't oughter
We liked to hunt and slaughter
Don't need no bread and water
Just funk, funk, funk

Monastery is jumpin'
Party beat is thumpin'
Just lacks a certain somethin'
A funky nun
Get in the party habit, girlfriend

It's true that life
Is tough here
But you obey the rules
That is clear
That's why we're a place
Of great repute
What's this?
I see we have a new recruit
Welcome to our monastery
What's your name?

She- he can't talk
And his name is, Wayne
Amen
Ah men

Horrible Histories - Letras

• (Not So) Silent Night
• Alexander The Great Song
• Aztec Priests Song
• Bad Duke Wenceslas
• Blackbeard's Song
• Blue Blooded Blues
• Boudicca
• British Things
• Burke and Hare
• Caveman Love
• Celtic Boast Battle
• Charles Dickens
• Charles II
• Cleopatra
• Death's Favourite Things
• Dick Turpin
• Divorced, Beheaded, Died
• English Civil War
• Evil Roman Emperors (Bad)
• Flame
• Funky Monks
• George IV
• Georgian Lady
• Georgian Navy
• Henry VII: The Original Tu-Tu-Tudor
• Hieroglyphics
• I'm a Greek
• I'm a Knight
• It's Not True
• Joan Of Arc
• Literally (The Viking Song)
• Luddites
• Making A Mummy
• Mary I
• Mary Seacole
• Minted
• Natural Selection (Charles Darwin)
• Norman Family Tree
• O Christmas Tree
• Opening Theme
• Owain Glyndwr
• Pachacuti Song
• Pilgrim Rap
• RAF Pilots
• Richard III
• Rosa Parks: I Sat On a Bus
• Shooby Dooby Dooby Shakespeare
• Spartan High School Musical
• Suffragettes
• The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule
• The Ages of Stone
• The Borgia Family
• The Cowboy Song
• The Grate Plague
• The Kings And Queens Song (Ruthless Rulers)
• The Thinkers
• Transportation Song
• Victoria And Albert
• Victorian Inventions
• Viking Peace
• We Wish You a Merry Christmas
• We're Tudors
• William Wallace, Scottish Rebel
• Work, Terrible Work
• World War Two Girls