Death's Favourite Things letra

Fairy cakes, baby ducks. Warm winter mittens.
Snowflakes on puppies, and cute cuddly kittens.
One of these might be your favourite thing.
But not me - its scary, that makes me go zing!

Smallpox and scurvy, and fatal diseases.
Lesions and lurgy, I like to hear wheezes.
Of bogies and poo, I just can’t get enough.
Yes, that’s just a bit of my favourite stuff.

Scary, hairy.
Things that go bump in the night.
Slimy, grimy.
I love that stuff, that gives you a fright.

Emperor Vitellius, being dumped in Rome's Sewers.
Brandings with iron for Tudor wrongdoers.
Aztecs with thousands of skulls on a rack.
Amateur executions, Hack, hack, hack, hack!

Pharaohs all buried with their bottom wiper.
Roman deodorant made from a viper.
Burke and Hare stealing from Edinburgh's graves.
Yes, these are a few of my personal faves.

Creepy, weepy.
Do I prefer pustules or boils? Hm...
Spooky, kooky.
Some of my best friends look like gargoyles.

William the Conqueror's exploding body.
A gutsy performance, a funeral most oddy.
Ivan the Terrible stealing a bishop's togs.
Sowed him in bear skins and let out the dogs...

When I'm feeling just a bit miz.
Standing at death's door.
I simply remember what makes people barf, and then I just laugh.
Loads more!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee!

Horrible Histories - Letras

• (Not So) Silent Night
• Alexander The Great Song
• Aztec Priests Song
• Bad Duke Wenceslas
• Blackbeard's Song
• Blue Blooded Blues
• Boudicca
• British Things
• Burke and Hare
• Caveman Love
• Celtic Boast Battle
• Charles Dickens
• Charles II
• Cleopatra
• Death's Favourite Things
• Dick Turpin
• Divorced, Beheaded, Died
• English Civil War
• Evil Roman Emperors (Bad)
• Flame
• Funky Monks
• George IV
• Georgian Lady
• Georgian Navy
• Henry VII: The Original Tu-Tu-Tudor
• Hieroglyphics
• I'm a Greek
• I'm a Knight
• It's Not True
• Joan Of Arc
• Literally (The Viking Song)
• Luddites
• Making A Mummy
• Mary I
• Mary Seacole
• Minted
• Natural Selection (Charles Darwin)
• Norman Family Tree
• O Christmas Tree
• Opening Theme
• Owain Glyndwr
• Pachacuti Song
• Pilgrim Rap
• RAF Pilots
• Richard III
• Rosa Parks: I Sat On a Bus
• Shooby Dooby Dooby Shakespeare
• Spartan High School Musical
• Suffragettes
• The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule
• The Ages of Stone
• The Borgia Family
• The Cowboy Song
• The Grate Plague
• The Kings And Queens Song (Ruthless Rulers)
• The Thinkers
• Transportation Song
• Victoria And Albert
• Victorian Inventions
• Viking Peace
• We Wish You a Merry Christmas
• We're Tudors
• William Wallace, Scottish Rebel
• Work, Terrible Work
• World War Two Girls